And the winner is Waluigi. Enough about competitions! lets fight!....

Against this video!

This is the most seen video on youtube with 94 000 000 views! In my point of view - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!!! I am the only normal person on this earth! Please say that I am wrong! If someone can find me better video, I will put it up on my next blog.

Winner was Pit. I am away til Friday. don't expect any replies.

Next is...

WICKED BROS: Wario and Waluigi

Which is better....

Congrats to Shadow for winning the last one! Vote Recolo numba 1 here

Round 2: One time winners

These are the guys who have had there greats only in a few games! Behold:

Pit vs Pikmin!

Everyone is doing competitions! Legendary awesome biggirl (Vote Recolo numba 1!!) my own competion!

#1 Sidekicks

Who is better Luigi or Shadow the hedgehog?
(I wanted to mario vs sonic but I think, somehow, mario would win...)

Here are some question that don't really need to be explored... just laughed at!

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
These pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

Why does Madness seem like it is missing an episode near the end?

why didn't Starfox Adventures make any sense?

Here's my friends list:
Dools
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walterwagner
Nikenick
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Damn you can't put funny junk vids on here! here's the link...
Windows song

Thank ROB for youtube

Peter's parrot

newest book by Darran Shan, only availible by USA import

PLEASE HELP!! does anyone know how to shrink pictures down? on photoshop would be nice!

I have postponed the trailer blog to show you this! The funniest video ever! (my opinion!) sorry to anyone who wanted to see trailers but this is way better

Heres my friends list:
Dools
lodstudio
stinkychops
walterwagner
Nikenick
JimmySaint
jesuslizard

Hey guys there is someone called biggirl. She holds contests to see who gets the most votes via comments. Recently she has pissed me off after she banned me from her site! please vote for me so I can get her back!

Guys, this is the best movie ever! coming out in june or something it is sweet! It has steve carrell and that guy who plays hiro in Heroes (plus heap of famous characters that i can't remember!). watch and you will see how much I want to see this movie!

GET SMART TRAILER

MORE TRAILERS COMING SOON

Indy jones 4 kingdom of some skull that is really important and needs to be found by Indy and that kid from transformers

Heres my friends list:
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-+edit+-

here is the incredible hulk 2 trailer! it has awesome graphics but take soooo long to load... but it's worth it! by the way don't watch it in bits because the loading thingy isn't right...

The Incredible Hulk 2

Speed Racer (this looks cool as well)

I like this one because it is funny! And who came up with the name?!

WALL-E

WALL-E (better trailer)

Sorry guys but this is the maximum amount of videos on one page! I'll put some more in next post! e.g. jurassic park, spidyman4 and wolferine!

Ask any unanswerable question and I will answer.

Top Story: Mario Kart
Mario Kart is a great and if you look at any review of it online, TV or a magazine you'll fingd it gets between 9-9.5 out of ten. But there are still things theat piss me off (WARNING SPOILERS ALERT):

1. Red shells: Red shells are great when it comes to being 2nd or 3rd because you can smash the person in front and gain the lead, but what is with give the person in 1st place one. It doesn't home backwards and it doesn't do anything if you throw it forwards.

2. Yoshi: I like yoshi. He is probably the most favoured character in the mario games but why does he have to have a crap winning dance when he wins! Move over yoshi because Baby Peach is owning your ass!

3. ???: Why is this character in a heavy kart?! She looks like a minion from bowser! And what is with the luma?

4. DK Mountain: this was the hardest track in the whole double dash game and now even Rainbow ride is harder than it! Now all my made shortcuts are ruined!
Have you got something annoying about MK that pisses you off? Comment below.

Extra story: ANZAC
Yesterday, I found out that my grandfather was on tv, hanging out of a car, with a bottle of beer, yelling to the camera: "Happy anzac day!" True story! It was on today tonight on channel 7. LOL!

If you still want a banner made for free, just follow the instructions on my last post!

Balls of steel on comedy 9:00, thursdays
REG's urban sports

The Annoying Devil

Pain Men

Everyone seems to have a friends list and I don't really care but here's one anyway:
Dools
NikeNick
ngfan14
darknessthehedgehog
Wolfblitz
zmanrulez
NickDaPwner

I'll put them into links later

And that the news report!

P.S here is a South Park guy I made find the site on Dools homepage (he'll be in the comments)

Free banners right here and now! You want one I'll make one! Just send me a PM with you email address (that I can send the banner to), subject, character(s) in it, and what colour name!

Anything! Any subject or character(s)! So far i've done five. The one above,Nikenick Darkness the hedgehog and Dools have been shown on websites.

And here is some funny ass guy!